Lesbian Couple Gets Engaged After Afghanistan Homecoming!
Breakdown of the engagement from Reddit:
Me: “I’m shaking, and you’re shaking!”
Her: “I know!”
-couple spins, hugs, kisses… I can literally feel her heartbeat…-
Me: “It is so good to see you, to touch you!”
Her: “So, I have a question for you…”
Me: “Of course babe, wha-…”
Her: -drops to one knee- “Will you marry me?”
Me: “YES!”Click here to read more on this heartwarming story.
[Pictures courtesy of Natasha Martin]
…tearing up. so perfect.
“What if someone can see?”
“Shh. Just stay still.”
“But if… mmm.”
“Like that?”
“Yes. Just like… ah.”
“You’re so wet.”
“I know. I’ve been horny for hours, and…”
“Really?”
“Just pressing against the towel was like, torture, I… oh, fuck. Keep going.”
“You don’t care if someone can see?”
“No. No. Please don’t stop. Please.”
“You know what?”
“I… what?”
“I’ve been horny for hours too.”
“Y.. yeah?”
“I’ve been wanting to touch you so badly.”
“Fuck…”
“And when we were sunbathing earlier?”
“Keep going…”
“I was just lying there with my eyes closed, thinking about your mouth on me.”
“Yeah?”
“Until I could barely lie still…”
“Fuck…”
“I was soaked…”
“Oh my god…”
“Shhh. Try and lay still…”
“I’m… I’m gonna come…”
“I know.”
“I’m… yes, yes, oh my god, yes, yes… yes.”
“Mmm. That was hot.”
“I’m shaking.”
“You’re beautiful.”
“You’re… so amazing at that.”
“I’m glad you think so.”
“Can you do one more thing for me?”
“What’s that?”
“Lie on your back… and put a towel over your lap?”
“Why?”
“You’ll see.”
I never get tired of seeing well-dressed people.
- and I don’t see enough! I need more well-dressed people in my life.
Or naked women. Yes, just naked women. Not naked men. I do not hate men. I just do not like them naked.
WEARING SUSPENDERS LIKE A BOSS
STRAIGHT PEOPLE DON’T WEAR SUSPENDERS. ESPECIALLY IF THEY DRESS THEMSELVES.
Please show me a straight person who wears suspenders. I dare you.
